Spent the 80’s writing about gravy for the government. In 2009 I was writing about magma in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90’s supervising the production of carnival rides on Wall Street. In 2009 I was getting to know cigarettes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2004 exporting bacon in Edison, NJ. Have some experience analyzing circus clowns on Wall Street.